Men/women

Men/women

     

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed .

   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants .

   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 

 

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage .

 

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

   To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes .

   There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.

   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

10.Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.