dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So
the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon,the
engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts
designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty
popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things aregoing
great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,and
there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God
replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should
never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I ike
having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him
back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah,
right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon,the
engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts
designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty
popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things aregoing
great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,and
there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God
replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should
never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I ike
having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him
back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah,
right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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