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• Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.

• Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you'll never loose is your good looks because you cant lose what you don't have.

• First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

• The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.

• What makes some people dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when you meet them; but it's the pain you feel when you miss them...

• Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.

• There is no limit of God's love; No measure of His grace; His power knows no boundaries and HIS blessings are Endless. May GOD be with you always...

• The importance of a good friend in our lives is like the importance of our Heartbeat's! Though they r not visible, they silently support our Life.

• It's nice feeling when you know that someone loves you, someone misses you, someone needs you, but it feels much better when you know that someone never forgets you.

• Every second God remembers you. Every minute God blesses you. Every Hour God Cares for you bcoz... Every day I pray to God to take care of u.

• Plz pray 4 me bcoz I just got my medical reports back and my condition is critical. As days pass by I get smarter & sexier but don't worry it's not contagious so, u'll never get. • May God hold u tight, may Angles keep u in sight, not just to keep u alright but always to give u the best things in the life. • May be God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. • When we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why cant we've the hea Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. • I have observed that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. Please Help the needy! • There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen. Have a chilled out day! • If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. • Every Morning you have two Choices... Continue your Sleep with Dreaming... OR Wake up and chase your Dreams... Choice is urs. Gud morning n have nice day. • If someone pointed out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested in what u have done! Gud morning and have a nice day. • Nature has given you a face. But, you have to provide the expression. Be careful! Your Each Expression will leave an impression in others heart. • If u can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, then try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone's sorrows! Gud Day! • Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell what missing is like; May you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always. • We do not smile because we are happy; we are happy because we smile! A smile is inexpensive way to improve your looks. So, Keep smiling rt to forgive someone who made us cry. Have nice day! • Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. Happy Mother's Day! • Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Good Day! • There are only two people, who can tell u the truth about you... A friend who has lost his temper & an enemy who starts loving u. Gud Day! • Think of your faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep. Good Night. • Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.

• We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.

Nobody will ever remember how u look, how r Speak, what u did or anything else. But the only thing they wud remember is how U made them Feel.

• Love and Death are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, but both do the same work, one takes the Heart and the other takes its Beats.

• Trust God, he knows ur future. He may not reveal it to you but he will walk with you as the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the one who made them. Gud Day!

• Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work & confidence. Gud Day!

• Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at u, live life so well that even death loves to c u live, fight so hard that even fate accepts its defeat. Gud Day!

• I pray for you... A life that you truly deserve, A life as good as your heart, A life as bright as your smile, A life as wonderful as you. Have a Wonderful Day!!

• There are 2 types of enjoyment. One is being with a friend. The other is being with the memories of friends. Miss u but not ur memories.

• Living in the favorable and unfavorable situation is called Part of living. But, smiling in all those situations is called Art of living. Gud Day!

• Love the people who luv you coz they like something in you, develop it. Luv the people who hate you because they hate something in you, change it.

• Why we have so many temples if God is everywhere? Air is every where but we need a fan to feel it. Think it.