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Christmas Cookie Dough
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay
with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big
bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And
every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The
grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the
cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon
Suzy came running downstairs.

''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.''

"Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit
down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there
were bb's in it.''

"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five
minutes later little Billy came.

''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the
garage and I shot the cat!''