HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

>
> HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
>
> A store that sells husbands has just opened in Kathmandu Mall, where a
> woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance
> is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
> ONCE !
>
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
> ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any
> man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
> cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the
> Husband Store to find a husband.
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
> The second floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love  kids.
>
> The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
> good looking.
>
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
> good looking and help with the housework.
>
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
> gorgeous, help with the  housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 9,099,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this
> floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> please.
>
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
> the building, and have a nice day!
>
> Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can
> handle the truth!