You Might be Addicted to Yahoo Chat if..

You Might be Addicted to Yahoo Chat
if..

• Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL bwahahaha..waaaaaaa :))
  :)):))
  
• You watch T.V. with the closed captioning turned on.
  
• You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your
  significant other.Hahahahaha!
  
• You keep begging your friends to get an account so "you can hang out"
• Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome
  
• You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your
  computer
  
• you've ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face
  
• you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's pizza
  
• You have ever joined "Si habla Espanol" (spanish chat room) "just
  to work on your spanish"
  
• you go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail letting everyone
  know you are going to be away
  
• you have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it (hehehe)
  
• you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete
  sentences...UHu! Yep,wat?
  
• you have met over 100 Yahooligans
  
• you begin to say hehehe.bwahaha. instead of laughing
  
• when someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!I can't
  see"
  
• you find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night
  when your spouse or g/f  is a sleep.
  
• you turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are
  on-line again
  
• you know more about your Yahoo  friends daily routines than you do your own
  spouses
  
• you find yourself lying to others about your time on-line and when they
  complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
  
• you have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your
  own
  
• you would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much
  instead of the truth (all night on-line)Bawahaha.
  
• you change s/n's so much that you have to get your profile to see who you
  are
  
• you're broke, your modem burns out and you go out onto the streets to sell
  your body to get a new one
  
• you open your home to 15 strangers for a week merely because they have
  computers and cool s/n's
  
• your kids are standing at your side saying "mommy, please come cook
  dinner" and you would rather type another "LOL"
  
• you marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your won computers and
  chat to each other every night from across the room.
  
• you type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same
  time
  
• you don't work at a job that doesn't have a Yahoo Messenger Installed
  
• you won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved
  
• your dog or cats  leaves you
  
• you have to ask what year it is
  
• you are doing things more and more that you swore you would never, ever do
  when you first found chat
  
• you write a letter like this..."dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well gotta
  go bbl!"
  
• you name your pets after people you talk to
  
• you smile sideways
  
• you sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on
  their buddy lists
  
• you have a map on the wall with red thumbtacks to mark where people you have
  met are
  
• you look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button
  handy
  
• you bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the puter
  
• your significant other kisses your neck while you are chating and you think
  "uh oh cyber sex pervo"Muahhhh!
  
• you have withdrawls if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours
• you use Yahoo  lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe)
  
• you take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling
  
• your buddy list has over 100 people on it. ( No wonder why you always get
  disconnected)
  
• your worst comeback to a bully is "I'll slap you with a rubber
  chicken."
  
• you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before
  you have your first cup of coffee
  
• you have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake
  
• you have your puter set up so that it goes directly into AOL's welcome
  screen (hehehe I used to have that)
  
• you wait 12 hours online for a certain "special" person to come home
  from work
  
• you don't know where the time has gone
  
• you end sentances with three(or more) periods while writing letters in
  pen/pencil
  
• your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had
  
• you get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your puter
  
• you spell things outloud instead of actually saying the word
  
• you don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo
  
• when you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or
  ***Kisses***>>Muahh.:X:X:X
  
• you stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
  
• your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I
  will TTYL"
  
• you type faster than you think
  
• you got your psychiatrist addicted on Yahoo  too and are now undergoing
  therapy in private rooms instead of at his office
  
• you want to be burried with your computer when it dies...or vice versa
  
• you actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted
  
• you can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up
  your tv-screen at the end of a movie
  
• people say, if it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes and fingers,
  you would have long been classified as a vegetable
  
• you dream in text
  
• being called a newbie is a MAJOR insult
  
• there is absolutely no interesting chat any room and you are really
  bored....yet you don't want to leave incase you miss something
  
• you double click your tv remote
  
• you can now type over 70 wpm
  
• you think about starting a 12 step recovery group for Yahoo junkies
  
• you are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say
  "BRB" or "BBL"
  
• you check your e-mail and forget you have real mail aka snail mail
  
• you go into withdrawls during dinner
  
• you spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a
  room
  
• you stop speaking in full sentances
  
• you have gone into an unstaffed tech support room and ended up
  "giving" tech support to other  Yahoolers
  
• you have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life
  
• your last sexual experience was really just a "VC Experience"
  experience ( Cyber space)
  
• you set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to
  "check your mail" and while you were there you "just wanted to see
  who's on"
  
• you meet people from Yahoo  in public and have no idea what their real name
  is, so you call them by their s/n